Customer appreciation day
Foreword: Recently, an entire order of Warp Scrambler II modules was purchased by a single character in a 28-man corporation. I had been trying to determine whether these were purchased as part of a market manipulation attempt (there are several Warp Scrambler II sell orders in the region for over a billion isk a unit) or simply a stockpile to use. In the end, it doesn’t matter much to me as I generally don’t put my entire stock for sale at one time.
Thank you for your recent bulk purchase of Warp Scrambler II modules. We, at the Probability Directive, pride ourselves on our ability to offer high-quality modules designed to maximize loss of capsuleer property. We sincerely hope that you are happy with your purchase.
As a reminder, the Probability Directive also sells Warp Disruptor II and Stasis Webifier II modules. This product line will soon be augmented by Ares and Taranis class interceptors. Should you wish to make another bulk purchase in the near future, please contact me directly — I’m sure we can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement without the hassle of taxes and fees.
We are seeking success stories to share with potential customers. If you have had success with the equipment purchased from us, we would appreciate a quick note. You would be compensated should we choose to use your story in our marketing materials.
The Probability Directive is relentless in its pursuit of complete customer satisfaction. Customer feedback is central to this strategy; if you are willing to help us serve you better, please fill out the attached customer survey.
Senior Directory of Product Marketing
Please select the option(s) which best describes the reason for your purchase:
[ ] Reseller or redistributor
[ ] Wartime stockpile
[ ] Piratical intent
[ ] Market manipulation
Please rate your level of satisfaction with the purchased modules:
[ ] Extremely satisfied
[ ] Satisfied
[ ] Somewhat satisfied
[ ] Unsatisfied
[ ] Not applicable
Please indicate which modules or vessels you may purchase in the next 30 days:
[ ] Warp Scrambler II
[ ] Warp Disruptor II
[ ] Stasis Webifier II
[ ] Gyrostabalizer II
[ ] Tracking Enhancer II
[ ] Ares class interceptor
[ ] Taranis class interceptor
[ ] Ishkur class assault frigate
[ ] Sabre class interdictor
[ ] Other (please specify) _____________________
Any other comments:
And so my foray into interstellar arms trading continues.